Thoughts

"My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen, and a whore in the bedroom.  I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit." - Jerry Hall

"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.  There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.  So what the hell, leap."  - Cynthia Heimel